So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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