"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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