Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
