Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i think i just lost a toe
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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