real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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