I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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