As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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