What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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