I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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