I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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