Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is Oprah even human
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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