Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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