dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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