awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
