I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Randomize
