Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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