I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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