You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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