Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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