She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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