Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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