when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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