so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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