that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have feelings that need drinking.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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