I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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