i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
tell me about the fingering
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