what day is it and did you see me today?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize