On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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