So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
i out mim tonsoeep
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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