what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm at about main and main street
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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