You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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