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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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