so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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