Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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