did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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