i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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