I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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