I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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