I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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