sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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