This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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