Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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