Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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