In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
