I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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