So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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