Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish you could order shots online.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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