You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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