Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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