so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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