okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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