I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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