Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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