woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
