i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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