is wine microwaveable?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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